Archive for January, 2008

Yes Mum

Saturday, January 26th, 2008

Yes..yes, but I am eating properly, Mum. I do wash between my toes. I am wearing my vest. I only ever wear dry things. I swear I brush my teeth, day and night. I do shampoo my hair, twice a week. I change my pants, and socks, daily. I do have access to a washing machine It's in ...

Scruff, the Shaggy Dog

Saturday, January 26th, 2008

Do you ever wonder why God made some dogs shaggy, with long hair hanging down at the front, sides and back? Life must be very difficult for shaggy dogs, because even if they know which is their front end and which is their back (which I doubt) nobody else does. Sometimes, ...